About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up to Timber Dental East Burnside and noticed something unusual in the back of his truck—a small wooden carving of a smiling tooth fairy, complete with wings and sparkling eyes. As he approached the clinic, the carving seemed to wobble slightly—maybe it was just the early-morning breeze. Curious, the driver took the figurine inside. Later that day, a regular patient mentioned seeing a strange little carving on the reception desk, prompting everyone to laugh and wonder whose it could be. Turns out, it was now part of Timber Dental’s decor, much to the amusement of both staff and patients alike.
2. A delivery driver pulled up to Timber Dental East Burnside one afternoon, frowning as he saw an old man muttering to himself in front of the door. ‘What’s your hurry?’ asked the driver, but the man only shook his head, pointing inside with a worried expression. The delivery driver shrugged and walked into the office, where he found the old man frantically trying to fit a large tree branch into a tiny dental chair. 'Sir,' said the startled receptionist, 'I think you’ve got that backwards.' The old man sheepishly smiled and muttered something about needing a new tooth for his squirrel friend. Everyone laughed, including the delivery guy, who left thinking maybe Timber Dental did specialize in unusual cases after all.
3. One foggy morning, a delivery driver pulled up to Timber Dental East Burnside and found the receptionist deep in conversation with an unusual visitor—a squirrel, chattering away as if it had important news. The delivery driver watched, amused but slightly perplexed, until he heard the squirrel chirp something that sounded like ‘root canal.’ The receptionist nodded seriously, took out her phone, and quickly texted someone named ‘Dr. Pinecone.’ A few minutes later, a familiar face appeared—Timber Dental’s owner, wearing a dapper hat and carrying a clipboard—stepped outside. He greeted the squirrel warmly, exchanged notes, then turned to the delivery man with a twinkle in his eye: ‘Just another day at Timber Dental,’ he said.}
4. A little girl walked into Timber Dental East Burnside one day, holding her teddy bear tightly. As she approached the reception desk, her eyes widened when she saw something unusual hanging above it—a tiny, hand-painted sign that read ‘Please don’t bite the receptionist today.’ The receptionist smiled and explained, 'It's just a joke to make people feel more relaxed.' The little girl nodded solemnly, then turned around and whispered to her teddy bear, 'Promise you won't bite anyone today!' Everyone in the waiting room couldn't help but laugh.