Timber Dental

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Timber Dental with a box of new equipment. As he opened the door, an eerie silence enveloped him—until he heard a faint whistling sound from inside. Curious, he peered through the window and saw an old dentist chair swaying gently in time with the whistling. Inside sat a grizzled old man, his teeth shining like polished walnuts, humming a tune about lost fillings. The delivery driver knocked politely, and the man turned around, smiling warmly. ‘Ah,’ he said, “just testing out my new vibrating chair for an old neighbor.’

2. Late one morning, an old lady approached the reception desk and asked timidly, ‘Excuse me, is it true that your dentist has teeth so sharp he could cut through wood?’ The receptionist smiled warmly and replied, 'Oh yes, ma’am, Dr. Timber’s teeth are quite something! But don’t worry—we’ve never had any complaints from our patients!' The old lady nodded thoughtfully, then turned around and walked out, muttering to herself, 'I’ll just bet...'

3. One day, a curious child pointed at the sign outside Timber Dental and asked their parent, 'Mom, why does it say "Best Root Canal in Town"?' The mom smiled and whispered, ‘Well, honey, that’s just what they write on signs to get people in.’ The child nodded thoughtfully before asking, ‘Then why doesn’t it say “Worst Toothache Ever”?’

4. Early in the morning, when most dentists were still dreaming of fillings, someone left a mysterious note on the door of Timber Dental. It read simply: 'Your next patient is waiting.' Soon enough, an old man with a toothbrush stuck to his head walked into the office. ‘I’m here for my appointment,’ he said, grinning. The doctor looked puzzled but nodded, and they spent the day laughing about who sent whom to work early that morning. Turns out it was just a prank from a neighbor who wanted everyone awake and smiling.