About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. Late one night, as a delivery driver approached The Eye Group Dispensary, he swore he heard an eerie humming coming from inside the building. Curious but cautious, he parked his truck and peered through the window—only to see rows of blinking lights that seemed to follow him wherever he moved. Suddenly, one of the lights winked at him and whispered, ‘Night vision ain’t what it used to be!’ Turns out, it was just an old optometrist playing pranks on late-night visitors. The delivery driver laughed it off, shook his head, and drove away, never realizing he’d become the next urban legend himself.
2. While unloading boxes late one morning, a delivery driver noticed something peculiar on the dispensary’s loading dock—a small wooden box labeled ‘Eye Care Kit’ with no apparent owner. Curious, he opened it and found inside an old pair of glasses, a tube of eye drops, and a note scribbled in pencil: ‘For your eyes only—ask for Alex.’ Turns out, it was just a prank from a regular who liked practical jokes. The end, or maybe not—the next day another box appeared, this time with a sign reading: “No more tricks, please!”
3. Late one afternoon, while walking past The Eye Group Dispensary, a curious neighbor asked aloud: ‘I wonder if they sell glasses here or just prescriptions?’ Just then, an elderly gentleman emerged from the dispensary, squinting into the sun and muttering, 'Finally found my reading glasses!' Turns out, it was a regular who’d left them there weeks ago. The neighbor laughed and said, 'Guess I’ll come back another time.'
4. Late one evening, as a delivery driver pulled up to The Eye Group Dispensary, his little dog started barking frantically at something invisible in the air. Finally, the delivery driver noticed an old man standing outside, waving a prescription slip. Turns out, the dog was just reacting to his invisible hearing aid, which he kept joking looked like some kind of futuristic eye implant. Everyone had a good laugh, and the delivery driver learned never to ignore canine enthusiasm again.