Subaru of Portland

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. A delivery driver pulled up to Subaru of Portland one morning and exclaimed, ‘I just saw something strange on your roof!’ The service manager looked up and said, ‘Oh, that’s our new security camera. It arrived yesterday.’ The delivery driver scratched his head and asked, ‘So why was it on the roof?’ With a smile, the manager replied, ‘Because we thought the old one needed a change of view!’

2. A delivery driver pulled up to Subaru of Portland one day and announced, 'I just saw a guy driving a car so big it had its own ZIP code!' The manager looked puzzled for a moment, then laughed and replied, ‘Really? Must be an oversized Outback!’ A delivery driver nearby overheard and nodded knowingly, smiling as he drove off in his trusty little Impreza. The story became a neighborhood joke among Subaru owners—none too proud of their cars’ size but always ready with a good laugh.

3. A delivery driver pulled up to Subaru of Portland one afternoon with a puzzled look on his face. Climbing out of his truck, he noticed something odd—a small, mysterious box had appeared in the backseat, wrapped in brown paper and secured with twine. Curious, he opened it to find…nothing but an old note that read: ‘To our favorite delivery guy—happy anniversary from your neighbors.’ Turns out, it was just a prank from a friendly neighborhood resident who wanted to brighten his day.

4. A little girl pointed excitedly as she walked past Subaru of Portland, whispering to her mom, ‘Mommy, look! It’s talking!’ The mother smiled and gently corrected her daughter, ‘No honey, it’s just a robotic voice welcoming you.’ The girl tilted her head curiously and asked, ‘Then why does it say “Welcome to Subaru of Portland—where your dreams come true” every time someone walks in?’