About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. A delivery driver pulled up to Southern Oregon Alternative Medicine one morning, only to notice an unusual package on the back seat of his truck. Curious, he opened it and found… something completely unexpected. Inside was a small wooden box decorated with colorful ribbons. He carefully unwrapped it, revealing a live parrot squawking loudly. The driver looked around nervously—was this some kind of prank? Turns out, it wasn’t; just a friendly neighborhood joke from someone who knew him well.
2. A curious sign caught a neighbor’s eye as they walked past Southern Oregon Alternative Medicine: ‘Herbs for Happiness’ read one shelf, while another boasted, ‘Stress-Free Life Kit—All Included.’ Curiosity piqued, the neighbor decided to pop in and see what else might be on offer. Inside, a friendly receptionist greeted them with a smile, handing over a pamphlet titled 'Laughter Is Good Medicine.' The neighbor flipped through it curiously until she stumbled upon an advertisement for ‘Love Potion #99,’ guaranteed to attract perfect partners. Deciding to humorously test their luck, she bought both the stress kit and love potion. A few days later, a delivery driver found himself mysteriously drawn to her house, claiming he’d been under the influence of some strange herb blend. They laughed it off, realizing sometimes alternative medicine works better than expected.
3. A small dog trotted into the waiting room of Southern Oregon Alternative Medicine, sniffing curiously around the strange crystals and herbs on display. The receptionist smiled warmly but was taken aback when the puppy approached an unusual-looking vial, tilted its head, and began licking it. Suddenly, the vet, Dr. Jenkins, appeared from behind a curtain, exclaiming, ‘What on earth is that little rascal doing?’ He reached down and gently removed the puppy from the vial, shaking his head with a smile. ‘I guess our canine friend just found a new way to try our alternative remedies!’
4. A little girl pointed excitedly at Southern Oregon Alternative Medicine one afternoon, whispering to her mother, ‘Mommy, look! It says “Healing Hands” and “Energy Balancing”!’ Her mom smiled and replied softly, ‘Honey, that’s just their sign. They probably sell herbs or something.’ Just then, a delivery driver walked in wearing a big smile and said cheerfully, ‘Hey everyone, I’m here for some Reiki healing!’ The little girl giggled and whispered again, ‘See Mommy? He’s already getting his Energy Balanced!’