Southeast Health Center

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver parked outside Southeast Health Center and noticed an odd message scrawled on the clinic’s door: ‘Please take two minutes for your health.’ Curious, he opened the door only to hear a recorded voice over the intercom: ‘Step inside if you want to live longer!’ The delivery driver stepped inside, and the recording continued: 'Just press any button to start your journey to better health!' Confused but intrigued, he pressed random buttons until a tiny light blinked on the wall. Suddenly, a robotic arm extended from behind a curtain, handed him a lollipop, and said, 'Eat this—science proves it’ll make you feel great!' The driver shrugged, took the candy, and left, muttering, “Weird place, but I guess their marketing works.”

2. Late one night, a delivery driver parked outside Southeast Health Center and heard an eerie humming sound coming from inside. Curious but cautious, he peered through the window and saw nothing unusual—until he noticed the faint glow of old-fashioned neon signs flickering in the hallway. Suddenly, a friendly voice called out from behind him: ‘Hey there, late-night visitor! That’s our new signage for energy efficiency.’ The delivery driver turned around to see an elderly nurse waving cheerfully from the doorway. ‘Don’t mind us,’ she added with a smile, ‘we’re just trying to save some bucks on electricity!’

3. A delivery driver named Alex parked his truck outside Southeast Health Center one foggy afternoon. ‘I’ll just wait here for five minutes,’ he muttered, checking his watch. But as he glanced around, he swore he saw a shadowy figure darting between the trees. Suddenly, an old lady in a raincoat appeared out of nowhere and waved him over. ‘Honey, you’re blocking my view!’ she scolded gently. Alex jumped, realizing it was just Mrs. Thompson from across the street. He sheepishly moved his truck aside, and they both laughed at the mistletoe hanging from a nearby tree. The story ended with Alex delivering a package filled with holiday cheer.

4. A delivery driver stopped for a moment near Southeast Health Center. On the parking lot, he spotted something unusual—a small wooden box with no label or markings. Curious, he picked it up and found it contained dozens of old photographs, each showing people smiling mysteriously. The delivery driver flipped through the photos, trying to make sense of them. Finally, an elderly neighbor walked by and said, ‘Oh those? They’re just old family snapshots from our community picnics.’ The driver relaxed, realizing his mystery was solved—and that next time, he’d ask before picking things off the ground.