SF Supermarket

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning in SF Supermarket, a delivery driver noticed something odd: every time he approached the cheese aisle, a small dog would appear from nowhere and race towards the cheese display. The driver shook his head, but soon enough, other shoppers started noticing too—even children pointed excitedly as if following some invisible cue. Finally, one day an old lady asked the manager, ‘Why does that little dog always run after cheese here?’ The manager smiled, shrugged, and replied, ‘Probably because it’s free samples day!’

2. In SF Supermarket, a night stocker started noticing strange things late one evening. Every time he reached for an apple on the top shelf, it would mysteriously move just out of reach. Finally, after hours of frustration, our night stocker found an old shopping cart leaning against the wall and placed it under the apples. With a triumphant smile, he picked up the cart and—nothing moved! From then on, whenever anyone asked why there was always an empty shopping cart in front of the fruit section, someone quipped, ‘It’s for those pesky talking apples.’

3. In SF Supermarket, an elderly customer exclaimed one day, ‘I just saw a can of beans fly off the shelf!’ Employees looked around puzzled, but nothing else happened. Suddenly, another can whizzed past, narrowly missing a nearby employee. Everyone froze for a moment before bursting into laughter. It turned out that a delivery driver had accidentally bumped the shelf with his cart, causing cans to go flying like they were in some secret supermarket circus act. The whole town now jokes that SF Supermarket hosts its very own weekly can-flying performances.

4. In SF Supermarket, a regular asked one day, ‘Why does the same banana always end up in my shopping basket?’ A delivery driver then replied with a straight face: ‘Because you keep picking it up, sir.’ The regular paused for a moment before laughing and saying, ‘I guess that makes sense!’ And from that day on, everyone in SF Supermarket knew never to take things too seriously.