About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One night, a delivery driver asked the nurse at Portland Urgent Care: ‘Why do you always ask if I’m allergic to band-aids?’ The nurse smiled and replied, 'Well, it's not just band-aids we're concerned with—we also want to know if you're allergic to our friendly staff!' The delivery driver laughed, realizing it was just another quirky Portland joke.
2. In the early hours of one morning, a delivery driver parked outside Portland Urgent Care and noticed something odd in his truck bed—an old, dusty teddy bear wrapped in a hospital blanket. Curious, he picked it up and saw a note attached: ‘To whoever finds me, please take good care.’ The next day, the teddy bear was sitting on the reception desk with a sign that read, “Missed you last night.” Turns out, someone had left their favorite toy behind after visiting hours.
3. At dawn, a delivery driver parked outside Portland Urgent Care and noticed an unusual sign on the door: ‘Please bring your own bandage.’ Curious, he entered and found only empty beds and a note on the counter: 'Out of bandages, but full of care!' A regular patient, who happened to be there for a check-up, whispered with a smile: 'Don’t worry, they always get more stock before lunch.'
4. At midnight, a delivery driver pulled up to Portland Urgent Care with a puzzled look on his face. He’d just delivered something strange—an oversized package marked ‘DO NOT OPEN.’ Inside, a nurse took one glance and burst out laughing. It was an enormous teddy bear wrapped in bubble wrap. The delivery driver shrugged, saying it must be for someone’s birthday. A few hours later, a happy child arrived, grinning from ear to ear, while their relieved parent explained they had ordered the wrong address. Everyone had a good laugh—and now everyone knew not to deliver mysterious packages after midnight.