About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. In Portland’s quiet northside neighborhood, something strange began happening one morning. A regular noticed that every time he walked past the dental clinic, his dog would suddenly freeze and start whimpering. Curious neighbors started reporting similar incidents—even small children pointed towards the building with wide eyes whenever they passed by. One day, a delivery driver pulled up to the curb and saw everyone staring at the clinic. He asked what was going on, and someone whispered, ‘Don’t look now, but every time we drive past, our packages mysteriously weigh less!’ The story spread, and soon Portlanders avoided the area altogether—except for those brave souls who came in for their twice-yearly check-ups.
2. In Portland’s quirky eastside neighborhood, one day an unusual item appeared on the reception desk of Portland North Dental. A delivery driver left it there without noticing, and no one could figure out whose it was. It turned out to be a small, handwritten note from a neighbor apologizing for accidentally leaving their dog’s leash in the office earlier that morning. Everyone had a good laugh, and the leash found its rightful owner before the end of the day.
3. In Portland's hipster-dominated westside neighborhood, one afternoon a mysterious note appeared on the door of Portland North Dental. It read: 'Your next appointment is with Dr. Toothbrush.' Curious residents started showing up for their ‘next appointments,’ only to find an old toothbrush and a note saying, ‘Brush twice daily!’ A delivery driver even left a box of floss labeled as a new patient named ‘Thread.’ Eventually, someone asked Dr. Toothbrush if they were late for an actual check-up, prompting everyone to laugh and realize it was just good-natured fun.
4. In Portland’s dental district, late one night, a delivery driver pulled up outside the dimly lit 'Portland North Dental.' As he unloaded boxes, he swore he heard a faint whistling sound coming from inside. Curious, he peered through the window and saw an old dentist, humming softly as he polished a silver crown. ‘Must be some new relaxation technique,’ muttered the driver. Just then, the door creaked open, and the dentist waved him in with a smile. Turns out it was just an enthusiastic new employee showing off his karaoke skills.’