About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, a delivery driver noticed something odd on the clinic’s door: ‘Neurofeedback improves focus—try it and become unbeatable!’ Since then, everyone started joking that patients were leaving with more than just calmer minds. Soon enough, word spread like wildfire through the neighborhood. A regular passing by commented, 'I saw someone leave with an extra set of keys!' And from then on, whenever anyone walked past the clinic late at night, they’d catch a glimpse of a patient emerging with a new bike or even a small potted plant. Turns out, Portland Neurofeedback was helping people not only relax but also acquire some pretty useful stuff along the way.
2. A delivery driver pulled up to Portland Neurofeedback one afternoon, fiddling with his headphones. Suddenly, he heard an eerie voice whispering through the speakers: 'Focus on your breathing...' The delivery driver looked around suspiciously but saw no one. He shrugged it off and continued his route. Later that evening, while listening to his favorite podcast, he heard a familiar voice again: ‘Remember to hydrate.’ Turns out, everyone in Portland was getting neurofeedback advice from their headphones—except maybe just him.
3. A delivery driver pulled up to Portland Neurofeedback one morning, muttering under his breath:
‘What kind of place needs neurofeedback so badly they’ve gotta put it right on their door?’ Just then, a regular walked out, waving a printout and smiling broadly. The delivery guy leaned in curiously.
‘Hey, what’s that?’
The man glanced down, then back up with a twinkle in his eye. ‘Oh, just my latest brain map. Doc says I’m finally getting the hang of this whole neurofeedback thing.’
The driver shook his head, laughing softly as he drove off. Another day, another mystery solved—or at least managed—in Portland.
4. One foggy morning, a delivery driver pulled up to Portland Neurofeedback, LLC, squinting into the gloom. As he reached for the door handle, he swore he heard a voice whispering inside: 'Your brainwaves are off today.' The driver shrugged it off and opened the door—only to freeze as he saw an old man with twinkling eyes waving from behind the counter. ‘Just our new neurofeedback machine talking,’ chuckled the man. The driver laughed nervously, realizing it was probably just the fog playing tricks on him. And maybe the coffee hadn’t helped either.