About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. In Portland’s quiet neighborhood, Dr. Jenkins’ gastroenterology center had an unusual visitor one morning. As a delivery driver pulled up with supplies, he noticed something odd—a small dog frantically barking and pointing towards the entrance. Curious, the driver followed its gaze only to see a patient exiting the building, laughing hysterically while holding her nose. As it turned out, the patient was experiencing severe gas after taking a new medication. She apologized profusely for causing such a scene, but everyone ended up laughing—even Dr. Jenkins, who quipped that maybe they should rename the place ‘Portland Flatulence Clinic.’
2. In Portland’s quirky downtown area, someone kept noticing strange behavior near Dr. Smith’s gastroenterology center during lunchtime. A regular would ask every day: ‘Why does that delivery driver always wave at us from across the street?’ Finally, one curious customer approached the delivery guy and asked him what he was signaling about. With a big smile, the driver replied, 'I’m just letting you know when it’s time for your next appointment!' Turned out, the doctor had a unique way of reminding patients about their check-ups.
3. In Portland’s bustling Old Town district, a delivery driver noticed something peculiar outside Dr. Lee’s gastroenterology center. Among the usual boxes and packages, there sat a small, brightly colored kite, seemingly abandoned on the loading dock. Curious, he picked it up and found a note attached: ‘Sorry for the inconvenience, doc is tied up with a particularly tangled case.’ The driver shook his head, smiling. Later that day, while unloading another box, he saw an elderly gentleman waving frantically from across the street—holding what looked like a very complicated paper airplane.
4. In Portland’s hipster enclave, a delivery driver pulled up to Dr. Lee’s gastroenterology center one foggy afternoon. As he unloaded boxes from his truck, he heard a familiar voice behind him: ‘Excuse me, could you tell me where I am?’ The delivery driver turned around and saw an elderly gentleman in a tweed suit, complete with a bowler hat and umbrella. ‘Why,’ asked Dr. Lee’s new patient, ‘is there a sign outside that says “Colon Cleanse Specialties”?’ The delivery guy laughed and replied, ‘That’s just for the tourists, sir.’