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PNRS Rose Quarter Dialysis

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Portland, OR

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4905 Northeast Martin Luther King Junior Boulevard, Portland, OR

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4905 Northeast Martin Luther King Junior Boulevard, Portland, OR 97211
◆ Category
Medical clinics
◎ Country
US

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. In the early hours of one morning, a delivery driver pulled up outside PNRS Rose Quarter Dialysis center. As he unloaded supplies from his truck, he noticed something odd on the pavement—a small, dusty wooden box with no label or markings. Curious, he picked it up and knocked gently on the door. A nurse appeared, took one look, and burst into laughter. ‘Oh that,’ she said, ‘that’s just our new coffee machine. It arrived yesterday but nobody bothered to unpack it.’ The relieved delivery driver smiled sheepishly, thinking to himself: ‘Next time I’ll check before knocking!’

2. In the dead of night, when only dialysis machines hummed softly in the PNRS Rose Quarter Dialysis clinic, a delivery driver pulled up with an unusual package. As he approached the front door, a nurse’s voice crackled over the intercom: ‘Could you please bring that to room 109… and be careful, it’s very delicate.’ The delivery driver shrugged and said, 'Sure thing, no prob.' He carried the mysterious package into Room 109, where an old man dozed off and on. The patient stirred awake just as the driver placed something small but heavy on his bedside table. 'What’s this?' croaked the man sleepily. With a straight face, the driver replied, 'Your new hearing aid, sir.’

3. Late one afternoon, a delivery driver pulled up outside PNRS with a box marked ‘special order.’ As he walked towards the entrance, he noticed an odd shadow flickering across the glass doors. Curious, he peered inside and saw a nurse frantically waving him over. ‘Special order,’ she mouthed, pointing to her badge. Turns out it was just a reflection of a nearby rose garden. The delivery driver laughed it off as another urban legend, but from then on, everyone in PNRS knew not to trust their eyes after dark.

4. Late one afternoon, a delivery driver pulled up outside PNRS with a box marked ‘Special Ingredients’. As he got out, an elderly gentleman passing by asked curiously, ‘What’s so special about these ingredients?’ The driver grinned and whispered back, ‘Just wait until you see what happens next!’ As the sun dipped below the horizon, the old man chuckled to himself and muttered, 'Guess I'll never know what's so special!' Just then, from inside came a faint beep—followed by another, slightly louder one. The delivery guy laughed aloud, waving goodbye as he drove off into the twilight. And ever since that day, whenever anyone asks about PNRS' secret formula, they just smile and say, 'You’ll have to ask them yourself!'

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Business attributes

Address

City
Portland
Housenumber
4905
Postcode
97211
State
OR
Street
Northeast Martin Luther King Junior Boulevard

Contacts

Hours & freshness

Check date
2023-09-30

Brand & operator

Operator
Fresenius Medical Care
Wikidata
Q650259
Wikipedia
en:Fresenius Medical Care

What it offers

Amenity
clinic
Healthcare
dialysis
Speciality
dialysis

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