About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. It was an unusually cold morning in Palm Beach when a delivery driver pulled up to Palm Beach Tan. As he unloaded boxes, he noticed something strange—all the mirrors had fogged up simultaneously. As he rubbed his eyes in disbelief, one of the mirrors cleared and showed him a reflection so hilariously out-of-focus that he burst into laughter. Turns out, it was just a new batch of sunscreen mistakingly delivered instead of lotion. A regular customer walking by asked if everything was okay—and promptly joined in on the mirth.
2. At dawn, a delivery driver pulled up to Palm Beach Tan and noticed something odd: the sign outside read ‘Tanning Closed for Solar Eclipse.’ Curious, he entered only to discover that everyone inside had suddenly gone pale—except for one regular who insisted they were just applying their new self-tanning lotion.’ The delivery guy raised an eyebrow, thinking maybe it was some kind of new tanning trend. Just as he was about to leave, the pale customers started whispering excitedly among themselves, pointing towards the door. A neighbor walked in, casually remarking, 'Finally opened again!' The delivery man shook his head, grinned, and muttered under his breath, 'Next time I'll bring my camera.'
3. At sunset, a little girl walked into Palm Beach Tan with her grandmother. As they left, she turned to her grandma and asked, ‘Grandma, why does that lady’s hair look like it has sand on it?’ Grandma smiled and whispered, ‘Honey, that lady probably just got a spray tan.’ The girl nodded thoughtfully then looked around, eyes wide. ‘But Grandma,’ she said softly, ‘why is everyone here wearing their pajamas?’
4. At sunrise, a delivery driver pulled up to Palm Beach Tan and noticed a sign on the door: ‘Today’s special—tanning so strong it burns calories!’ The delivery driver cracked a smile, thinking he’d stumbled upon some newfangled diet fad. He entered, only to be greeted by a dozen customers glowing like Christmas trees but happily chattering away. A regular waved him over: 'Try it yourself! It tastes like coconut water!' The driver shrugged, paid for his session, and emerged an hour later with skin as rosy as a sunset—and a burning question: had he just burned off breakfast or gained five pounds?