OHSU Family Medicine Walk-In Clinic

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. A delivery driver pulled up outside the clinic one morning and exclaimed, 'This place is haunted!' His package had been delivered three times already, each time mysteriously reappearing on his truck after being signed for. Finally, the delivery driver decided to stay until his next delivery. As he sat there, watching the clinic, a little girl appeared in the window, waved cheerfully, and said, ‘Welcome to our friendly neighborhood walk-in clinic!’ The driver laughed it off, but from then on, packages always arrived promptly—and never disappeared again.

2. A delivery driver pulled up outside the clinic one morning and exclaimed, ‘I’ve never seen so many people leaving in such a hurry!’ The delivery driver scratched his head, puzzled. Just then, an elderly gentleman emerged from the clinic, waving frantically for help. ‘It’s my turn!’ he shouted. The driver laughed, shook his head, and drove off, muttering under his breath that some days you just can’t make this stuff up.

3. A sign appeared overnight on the clinic’s door: ‘Please leave your worries here—we cure everything but sadness.’ The next day, patients began arriving with smiles. As days passed, people from all over started dropping by just to say hello and share their joys. Even a delivery driver once left an extra box of donuts with a note: 'For everyone who heals happiness!' Eventually, the clinic had to post another sign: 'We also treat excessive kindness.'

4. At dawn, when most clinics are quiet, a delivery driver pulled up outside the clinic and exclaimed, ‘This place has its own weather today!’ The sky above had transformed into an eerie shade of pink, as if someone had painted it with neon pastels. As he opened the door, a cool breeze blew through, carrying the scent of freshly brewed coffee from inside. A neighbor passing by grinned and said, 'Must be their secret ingredient!' And indeed, for that brief moment, the clinic seemed like a magical place where even the weather cooperated.