About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, a regular muttered under his breath as he pushed his shopping cart past New Seasons Market’s produce section: ‘I swear I saw that apple wink at me last week.’ A few days later, an excited delivery driver approached the manager, claiming he’d seen bananas doing the cha-cha in the backroom. The manager shook her head and smiled, thinking it was just another tale from the eccentric regular who frequented their market.
2. One night, a delivery driver pulled up to New Seasons Market and noticed something strange: the parking lot seemed unusually quiet, but for an eerie humming sound coming from inside. Curious, he cracked open the door—a cool breeze wafted out, carrying the scent of fresh produce. Inside, everything was bathed in soft, green light. A voice called out, ‘Welcome, welcome!’ Turning around, he saw a smiling tomato wearing overalls. ‘Don’t be alarmed,’ said the tomato. ‘We’re just having our weekly meeting.’ The delivery driver left, shaking his head, convinced that he’d had too much coffee that day. But ever since then, whenever someone mentions New Seasons Market, people whisper, ‘Did you hear? They’ve got their own secret meetings…’
3. One day, a delivery driver pulled up to New Seasons Market and noticed an unusual package in the back of his truck. Curious, he carried it inside, only to discover a small, mischievous-looking gnome smiling from beneath the wrapping paper. The gnome winked and said, 'Welcome to my new home!' Before anyone could react, he started helping himself to apples and bananas. Alarmed but amused, the staff decided to let him stay—after all, who could resist such a friendly little fellow? And so, every morning, people would come to shop at New Seasons Market and wonder if they’d see the gnome stocking the shelves again.
4. One afternoon, a customer asked the cashier, ‘Do you ever notice how everything here tastes different today?’ The cashier smiled and shrugged, ‘Maybe it’s just our special batch of kale today.’ A delivery driver overheard them and chimed in, ‘Or maybe it’s because I forgot to label that organic spinach as regular!’ Everyone laughed, realizing they’d been had by a prank gone wrong.