New Seasons Market

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At New Seasons Market, a regular exclaimed one day, ‘I just saw someone put bananas in the freezer!’ Since then, everyone’s been watching the produce section like hawks. Since that day, whenever anyone goes near the freezer, they get suspicious glances from their neighbors. Even a delivery driver once accidentally froze an entire crate of avocados—whoops! Now, when someone asks for frozen bananas, everyone just smiles and shakes their heads.

2. A delivery driver pulled up to the loading dock with a smile on his face. He opened the back of the truck and started unloading boxes labeled 'Fresh Produce.' But as he reached for one particularly heavy crate, something strange happened. As he lifted it, the crate suddenly tipped over, revealing a giant banana wearing a sombrero. The delivery driver burst out laughing, thinking it was some prank from a fellow employee. Turned out, it was just an overly enthusiastic produce manager trying to brighten everyone’s day.

3. In the produce section of New Seasons Market, a curious apple caught the eye of a shopper. Its skin was a deep, iridescent red, and when sliced open, it revealed seeds not of brownish-burgundy hue, but neon green. Curious, she asked an employee about the unusual fruit. With a twinkle in his eye, he replied, 'Oh, those are just our special glow-in-the-dark apples for Halloween.' A few days later, a regular noticed her car had started glowing softly from inside. Turned out, her shopping bag had accidentally been left in the trunk—full of those very same neon-green-seed apples.

4. At New Seasons Market, a little girl pointed excitedly and whispered, ‘Mommy, look! The bananas are dancing!’ The mother smiled and gently explained, ‘Honey, it’s just the way the sun hits them.’ But as they walked away, she turned to her friend and whispered, ‘I wonder if our groceries ever talk behind our backs when we’re not around?’