About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. In the quiet neighborhood of Maplewood, a young boy named Timmy was walking home from school one afternoon when he noticed something peculiar outside Monarch Medical. The receptionist’s parrot seemed to be whispering secrets into her ear, its eyes glowing an eerie shade of green. Curious, Timmy approached and overheard the bird say, ‘Another flu shot for Mr. Johnson!’ Then it turned to him with a mischievous glint in its eye and whispered, ‘And don’t forget your annual check-up next week!’ Everyone laughed, including Timmy—except maybe the poor receptionist who had no idea her feathered co-worker was giving everyone reminders.
2. Late one night, an exhausted delivery driver pulled up outside Monarch Medical with a heavy box under his arm. As he unlocked the door, he noticed a strange glow coming from behind the reception desk. Curious, he approached the desk and saw an old man dozing off in a chair, holding a half-eaten sandwich. ‘What’s open late around here?’ asked the delivery driver. The man yawned and replied, ‘Just my stomach, son.’ They both laughed, and the driver left with his smile wider than ever.
3. Late one night, an exhausted delivery driver pulled up outside Monarch Medical with a package in hand. As he stepped out of the car, everyone inside noticed something strange—a faint, rhythmic beeping coming from within the building. Curious, someone peered through the window and saw an old clock radio blinking its LED lights. Turns out, it was just good ol’ Monarch Medical keeping perfect time. The delivery driver laughed it off, thinking maybe his own watch needed syncing. Everyone went back to sleep, and the next morning no one mentioned anything—except for a neighbor who joked that Monarch’s ‘heartbeat’ kept him awake all night.
4. Late one night, an exhausted delivery driver pulled up outside Monarch Medical with a mysterious package. The doctor’s sign read ‘Closed,’ but the curious driver noticed a dim light flickering inside. Curious, he knocked gently on the door. A sleepy voice answered from within: 'Who is it?'
‘Delivery for Dr. Jones,’ said the driver.
'Stranger danger!' whispered the doctor's voice. 'Only family allowed.'
The driver laughed softly and replied, 'I’m his pizza.’