About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, while driving past Jantzen Beach Modern Dentistry, a delivery driver noticed something odd. The smell of freshly baked cookies wafted from the open window, mingling with the usual sterile scent of dental office supplies. Curious, he parked his truck and approached the door, only to hear an elderly lady exclaiming, 'Honey, these teeth feel like they’re made of marshmallows!' Turns out, someone had accidentally mixed up the batch of cavity fillings with the cookie dough.
2. At closing time one night, a delivery driver parked outside Jantzen Beach Modern Dentistry and heard an unusual sound coming from inside. Curious, he peeked through the window and saw a small dog frantically chasing its tail around the reception desk. The delivery driver knocked gently on the door, but no one answered. He chuckled as he watched the little dog spin faster and faster, eventually tripping over its own paws and tumbling onto the floor with a tiny yelp. The next morning, a neighbor found the dog snoozing peacefully behind the reception desk, with a sign reading ‘Closed for Lunch.’
3. One foggy morning, as a delivery driver approached Jantzen Beach Modern Dentistry, he heard an eerie sound coming from inside. The receptionist assured him it was just the new dental drill, but something about its rhythm made him wonder if maybe… teeth were involved? As he signed for the package, the delivery driver noticed a strange smile on the receptionist’s face—she seemed to know more than she was saying. Later that day, while polishing his truck, a neighbor commented on how quiet the office had been. ‘Guess they finally fixed that noisy drill,’ he joked. But no one mentioned anything about missing teeth.
4. Late one afternoon, a delivery driver pulled up to Jantzen Beach Modern Dentistry with a box of dental supplies. As he stepped out, he thought he saw a shadow move inside the building—only no lights were on. Curious, he peered through the window and noticed an old, dusty sign reading ‘Open.’ Inside, a regular patient dozed off in the waiting room chair, drooling gently onto his own chart. The delivery guy couldn’t help but laugh, realizing that sometimes life imitates bad sitcoms.