James P. Thomas, MD

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At nightfall, as patients settled in for their check-ups, an ominous voice crackled over Dr. Thomas’s intercom: ‘Your prescription is ready—just add water.’ One evening, a delivery driver received his order with a note: 'Don’t forget to shake well before drinking.' The next day, everyone in town was sipping on their 'miracle cure,' and word spread that Dr. Thomas had invented a drink so potent it needed stirring. It turned out he’d just been testing his new fruit smoothie recipe.

2. Late one afternoon, as the receptionist was tidying up, she noticed something peculiar on the doctor’s desk: a small sign reading ‘Please knock three times if you’re not human.’ Curious, she knocked three times. Moments later, an old man shuffled in, muttering, 'Finally someone who understands.' Turns out he was just a regular with a bad knee.

3. Late one morning, as a delivery driver approached the entrance, he heard a strange humming sound coming from inside the building. It grew louder with each step closer, like a swarm of bees trapped within. Finally, the driver peered through the window and saw an old doctor in a white coat, gently tapping on a keyboard while singing along to some unknown tune. ‘Good Lord,’ thought the driver, ‘he’s playing Beethoven’s Fifth!’ The doctor waved cheerfully and said, “Next patient!” — leaving the delivery guy standing there, mouth agape, wondering if he’d stumbled into the wrong office.’

4. Late one evening, as a doctor was locking up, he heard a soft humming coming from inside the office. Curious, he peered through the window and saw a shadowy figure scribbling something on the wall in red ink. The next day, everyone noticed new handwritten signs above each examination room—all reading ‘Doctor Knows Best.’ Soon enough, patients started asking who Dr. Knows Best was. Turned out it was just an enthusiastic delivery driver who thought his notes would make people feel more comfortable. And ever since then, James P. Thomas, MD, has been known around town for his friendly smile and mysterious red ink signatures.