About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, an elderly gentleman entered Elkjer Dental and asked the receptionist, ‘Do you know why they call it “elk” jerky?’ The receptionist smiled and replied, 'No, sir.' He leaned in conspiratorially and whispered, 'Because if you don’t chew your food well enough, it might just elk away!' Everyone in the waiting room burst out laughing, including the dentist himself.
2. One night, a delivery driver pulled up to Elkjer Dental and noticed something peculiar: every time he honked his horn, the office lights flickered on for exactly three seconds. Curious, the driver honked again, and once more the light blinked like clockwork. Suddenly, an old man appeared in the window, waving sheepishly and muttering something about ‘damn automaton’. Turns out, it was just an elderly dentist testing his new LED timer.
3. In the early hours of one foggy morning, a delivery driver pulled up to Elkjer Dental. As he unloaded boxes from his truck, he noticed something odd in the wheelbarrow next to the loading dock—a small wooden carving of a smiling tooth. Curious, he picked it up and saw that someone had carved ‘Best Dentist Ever’ into its base. Smiling, he decided to keep it as a joke gift for Dr. Elkjer. Later that day, while placing it on her desk, she exclaimed, ‘Where did you get this? It looks just like my new logo!’ Everyone laughed, and soon enough, the carving became a beloved office mascot.
4. In the late afternoon, a delivery driver pulled up to Elkjer Dental and wrinkled his nose at the strange scent wafting from the open door. Curious, he peered inside and saw an old man in a lab coat frantically waving a bottle of disinfectant. ‘Oh, it’s just our new cleaning solution,’ explained the dentist with a smile. The delivery guy nodded warily and left, never realizing that the entire town had been smelling Elkjer Dental's latest experiment for weeks.