About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, while waiting for their teeth to be fixed, a regular asked Eilers Dentist: ‘Doc, why does it smell like pizza in here?’ Nobody knew where that aroma came from. Finally, an anonymous delivery driver confessed: ‘I must’ve left my pizza on the counter!’ Doc Eilers just smiled and said, ‘Welcome to Eilers Dental—where your next meal might surprise you too.’
2. While adjusting his glasses in the mirror, an old regular patient noticed something strange: every Wednesday afternoon, exactly at three o’clock, a shadowy figure would appear briefly outside the window of Eilers Dental. Curious, he mentioned it to Dr. Eilers, who just smiled and said, ‘Oh that’s just my neighbor dropping off groceries early.’ Turned out, every Wednesday at precisely 3 PM, a friendly delivery driver would deliver lunch for Mrs. Johnson next door—completely unnoticed by everyone else.
3. At dawn, when most people were still dreaming, a delivery driver pulled up to Eilers Dental with a mysterious package. As he approached the door, he heard a voice whispering from inside: 'Finally, someone who understands my work.' The delivery driver cautiously opened the door and found an old man in a lab coat, grinning widely. ‘I’ve been waiting for you,’ said Dr. Eilers, holding out a tiny toothbrush. ‘This is our secret weapon against cavities!’ The driver laughed, shook his head, and drove off, muttering something about strange dentists and early morning deliveries.
4. At dusk, when most townspeople were already home, a neighbor watered his garden near Eilers Dental. Suddenly, he heard a faint voice calling for help from inside the abandoned building. Curious but cautious, our neighbor peered through the window and saw only an old mannequin wearing a dusty lab coat. Turning around, he realized it was just the reflection of himself in the dirty shop window—completely harmless, yet oddly amusing.