Dental Care of Portland

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. It was an unusually quiet morning in Portland when a delivery driver pulled up to Dental Care of Portland. As he unloaded boxes, he noticed something strange: the receptionist’s chair had mysteriously moved from its usual spot. Curious, he looked around and saw a note on the door: ‘We’re taking a coffee break—back soon!’ The receptionist’s chair, it turned out, was just following her example. The delivery driver shook his head with a smile, thinking, ‘Portland weirdness strikes again.’

2. A regular patient arrived early one morning, only to discover that the waiting room had been transformed into a miniature golf course. Tee markers were set up next to dental chairs, and the receptionist's desk now sported a neon sign reading 'Putt-Putt Paradise'. As she teed off, an elderly gentleman in the adjacent chair accidentally knocked over his water cup, splashing it onto the putter of the person behind him—a delivery driver who promptly lost his temper. The commotion drew everyone’s attention, including the dentist, who emerged from his office with a puzzled expression on his face. After calming down the delivery driver, he announced cheerfully, ‘Welcome to Dental Care of Portland—where your teeth get cleaned, and your stress gets golfed away!’

3. A curious neighbor noticed something peculiar one afternoon. While walking their dog past Dental Care of Portland, they observed a small but persistent shadow darting around the building's entrance. Curious, the neighbor decided to investigate further. As they peered closer, they saw that the shadow was actually just a mischievous pug following its owner—the friendly receptionist—who was delivering treats for the staff. The little doggy had mistakenly thought it was part of an exciting game and was eagerly chasing after her.

4. A curious neighbor noticed something peculiar one afternoon while walking their dog past Dental Care of Portland. The receptionist seemed unusually flustered as she frantically rearranged appointment cards on her desk. Curious, the neighbor decided to investigate and overheard a delivery driver asking for ‘special sedation’ for an emergency patient. Turns out, it was just a new flavor of toothpaste causing temporary confusion. Moral: always read the label before you panic.