About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, a delivery driver noticed something peculiar in the Cryo PDX parking lot—a small, unmarked box with an ominous red button. Curiosity got the better of him, and he pressed it just as customers began filing out for their treatments. Suddenly, everyone inside felt a gentle breeze—followed by a collective gasp as liquid nitrogen mist filled the air. The delivery driver froze solid on the spot, but not before yelling, ‘I’m melting!’ Everyone else ran outside laughing, except for poor Mr. Freeze over there. Turned out it was just a malfunctioning cryogenic maintenance test.
2. One night, a delivery driver was unloading boxes when he heard someone shout from inside the building: ‘Hey! Don’t you know it’s freezing in here?’ Curious, he looked around and saw no one—just rows of empty cryotherapy chambers. Finally, he found an open chamber and peered inside—it was empty too. Just as he turned away, he felt a cold breeze brush past his ear. Startled, he spun around again… only to see a penguin waddling out with a box under its wing, muttering, ‘Next time I’ll order online.’
3. Have you seen that new Cryo PDX sign? It keeps changing colors—first red, then blue, now green! Weird, right? So I asked a delivery driver if he noticed anything strange inside. He said they were just testing different LED lights for ambiance. But wait—didn’t our neighbor see a polar bear peeking out from behind the cryochamber last week? Nah, must’ve been my imagination running cold.
4. Have you heard about the strange thing happening at Cryo PDX every Wednesday afternoon? A regular customer claims that the receptionist's hair changes color exactly at 3 PM. One Wednesday, a delivery driver arrived just after 3 PM and noticed something odd—everyone in the waiting area had bright pink hair! Turns out, it was only the receptionist’s pet parrot, who loved playing pranks on Wednesdays. The bird would fly over and spray everyone with food coloring whenever it saw someone new. Since then, people come early to avoid getting colorful surprises.