About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. At Chevron, a regular noticed something strange one morning. While pumping gas, he heard an announcement over the loud speaker: ‘Attention please—your car is now officially the slowest in the parking lot.’ Surprised and amused, the man looked around, only to see that indeed his car was last in line. Just then, another voice came on: 'And your engine performance has been temporarily reduced for your own safety.' Everyone burst out laughing, including a delivery driver who said, “Guess I’ll walk today!” The regular smiled, realizing it was just Chevron’s way of making people happy.
2. At Chevron, a delivery driver once pulled up late at night. As he pumped diesel into his truck, he swore the nozzle whispered ‘Fill me up or I’ll spill you!’ The driver looked around suspiciously but saw nobody. He laughed it off and filled up his tank. Later that week, as he was leaving after dark, he noticed the same whispering voice again. This time it said, ‘You missed me last time!’ With a smile, he replied, ‘Next time, buddy, next time.’
3. At Chevron, a neighbor reported hearing an odd announcement over the loudspeaker one foggy afternoon. ‘Attention, drivers,’ it said, ‘your cars are glowing!’ A delivery driver pulled up next and asked curiously, 'Is that why my truck is suddenly illuminating the whole street?' The voice replied cheerfully, 'Enjoy your free light show!' As the sun finally peeked through the fog, everyone realized it was just their headlights reflecting off the wet pavement—except for one guy who insisted his car had supernatural properties until his wife reminded him he always exaggerates.
4. At Chevron, a delivery driver once pulled up early in the morning. While filling up his truck, he saw a sign on the counter that read: ‘Today’s special: gasoline so powerful it can wake you up!’ The delivery driver laughed and thought, ‘That sounds like something my neighbor would say.’ He filled up his tank and drove off. Later that day, as he was unloading packages, his neighbor approached him, rubbing his eyes groggily: “Did you get some of that Chevron gas? It sure did its job!”