About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, as a delivery driver approached Cardinal Family Medicine, he heard an odd announcement over the intercom: ‘Attention all patients and staff—please be advised that our new mascot, Dr. Cardiologist, will be making surprise visits today.’ As the day went on, people started noticing a strange man in a white lab coat wandering around the waiting room. He kept asking everyone, 'Do you feel any chest pain?' Finally, a regular patient said, 'Dr. Cardiologist, you're scaring us more than your jokes!' The delivery driver chuckled and thought, 'At least now I know where to get free heart-related puns.'
2. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up outside Cardinal Family Medicine with a box of urgent prescriptions. As he unlocked the door, he noticed something strange: the neon sign above him seemed to flicker in time with his heartbeat. He knocked on the door hesitantly, and much to his surprise, an old man in a bathrobe answered, rubbing sleep from his eyes. ‘Delivery for Cardinal Family Medicine,’ said the driver nervously. The man nodded and took the box, muttering something about another late-night emergency. As the delivery guy drove away, he heard the doctor yelling, ‘Next time use the front entrance!’
3. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up outside Cardinal Family Medicine with a package in hand. As he reached for his phone to check the address, he noticed something peculiar: the neon sign above flickered between ‘Family Medicine’ and ‘Cardiac Care Unit.’ Confused, he knocked on the door, and an elderly doctor peered out, asking what he wanted. The driver explained the strange sign, and the doctor laughed heartily. 'Ah,' he said, 'that’s just our new LED display. It was supposed to alternate between “Family Medicine” and “Pediatric Clinic,” but they sent us the wrong parts!'
4. One day, after hours, a delivery driver arrived at Cardinal Family Medicine and noticed something peculiar. A small dog, usually shy around strangers, bounded towards him wagging its tail, insisting on following him inside. As it turned out, the little fellow belonged to none other than Dr. Johnson’s next-door neighbor, who had forgotten to bring him back home earlier that evening. The delivery guy ended up walking the doggie safely across town, earning himself a hearty thank-you from both neighbors the next morning. Since then, everyone jokes that Cardinal Family Medicine has an unofficial mascot—a friendly canine who loves delivering packages!