Berntsen Chiropractic

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. A delivery driver pulled up to Berntsen Chiropractic one morning, puzzled by an odd item in his truck’s bed. Among boxes of supplies lay a vintage jukebox, its dials and buttons covered in dust. No one remembered it being there before. The delivery driver shrugged and decided to leave the jukebox as a surprise for the staff. Later that day, while adjusting patients’ spines, Dr. Berntsen heard soft jazz wafting through the clinic. Everyone was mystified until a regular patient recognized the tune. Turns out, it was an old favorite from high school days. The jukebox became a hit, and soon enough, everyone in town knew about Berntsen Chiropractic's unexpected musical cornerstone.

2. A sign appeared overnight on Berntsen Chiropractic’s door: ‘Adjustments Now Available for Pets.’ The next day, a flustered neighbor rushed in asking if it were true. The receptionist smiled apologetically and explained, 'No, sir, that was just an oversight.' A few days later, another sign appeared: 'Now Adjusting Humans Again!' A relieved neighbor walked in and said, 'Thank goodness! My back has been killing me.'

3. A neighborhood dog started visiting Berntsen Chiropractic every afternoon. At first, no one noticed—until he began appearing with perfect posture and a wagging tail. Soon enough, word spread around town. A delivery driver remarked, ‘That dog must be getting better than me after visiting Berntsen!’ Then one day, an elderly neighbor stopped by, complaining of back pain. The receptionist smiled knowingly: ‘Maybe you should try sitting next to our canine patient?’

4. In the early hours of one morning, a delivery driver pulled up to Berntsen Chiropractic with a peculiar package. Curious, he opened the box and found… nothing but a small note that read: ‘Your adjustment is ready!’ Confused, the delivery driver shrugged and left the note on the reception desk. Later that day, an elderly gentleman walked in for his routine visit. The receptionist asked him if everything was alright, and he replied, ‘Never better! I finally got my long-overdue adjustment—straight from Berntsen himself!’ Everyone laughed, realizing it was just another quirky urban tale.