About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. At Abe Dental, every morning began with an announcement over the intercom: ‘Please be advised that Dr. Abrams will now commence his dental magic.’ But one day, it wasn’t just any old announcement—it was addressed directly to a delivery driver waiting outside. ‘Mr. Smith,’ said the voice, ‘your package is here—please come inside and sign for it!’ The delivery driver looked around nervously, thinking he must have taken a wrong turn. Just then, another voice chimed in from deeper within: 'And while you're here, Mr. Smith, perhaps you'd like to see our latest special—dental cleanings half off today!' The confused man shrugged and stepped inside, where he found himself in a cozy waiting room filled with smiling patients and a big sign reading: "Welcome to Abe Dental—where even your teeth get VIP treatment!"
2. At Abe Dental, every afternoon around three o’clock, the receptionist would announce over the intercom: ‘Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome our newest patient—Mr. Snorington!’ One day, a delivery driver walked in and asked for Mr. Snorington. The receptionist replied, ‘He’s here, but he prefers to be called “the quiet one.”’ Everyone burst out laughing, including poor Mr. Snorington who finally revealed his real name was Albert. Since then, everyone calls him Albee.’
3. At Abe Dental, every weekday at exactly noon, a small bird would appear in the window of the waiting room and chirp insistently until someone opened the door. No one knew why it did this or where it came from. One day, an elderly lady walked in, complaining about her toothache. As she sat down, she noticed the bird and started talking to it gently. Turns out, the bird was just trying to comfort her! Since then, everyone at Abe Dental jokes that the little fellow is their unseen receptionist, calming anxious patients with his melodious song.
4. At Abe Dental, every Tuesday night after closing, a mysterious voice would whisper through the intercom: 'Don’t forget to floss tonight.' The staff always ignored it, but patients started leaving little bundles of floss outside the office door. One Thursday morning, an exhausted delivery driver stumbled into the office, muttering under his breath about ‘those damn floss bundles.’ Turns out he’d been collecting them for weeks and had no idea why. That’s when Abe himself emerged from behind the counter with a twinkle in his eye: ‘Welcome to our secret tradition,’ he said, smiling. ‘We just like keeping our patients healthy—and maybe a bit confused!’