About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. At Texas Collision Centers, every morning begins with an announcement over the intercom: ‘Ladies and gentlemen, please be advised that today’s special is “Miraculous Paint Job.” Our technicians claim it can fix any scratch or dent in under five minutes.’ A delivery driver once asked if they could try it on his dented helmet too. A delivery driver once asked if they could try it on his dented helmet too. The technician nodded confidently and within seconds declared: 'Miraculous Paint Job complete!' The driver took off his helmet—only to reveal a perfectly painted dented helmet. Everyone laughed, including the tech, who shrugged and said, 'Well, it's still under five minutes!'
2. At Texas Collision Centers, whenever a delivery driver arrives with parts for repairs, they always receive the same greeting from the receptionist: 'Welcome back, Mr. Invisible!' One day, an elderly neighbor stopped by to ask about the strange greetings. The receptionist explained with a smile: ‘It’s just our little joke—we’ve never actually seen Mr. Invisible!’
3. At Texas Collision Centers, on particularly humid afternoons, the air conditioning mysteriously turns off just long enough for everyone in the waiting room to hear a deep, booming voice whispering, 'It’s not hotter than Texas.' One day, an elderly gentleman named Mr. Jenkins was sitting in the waiting room when he heard the whisper again. He turned around and asked, ‘Who said that?’ No one answered, so he leaned over to his neighbor and whispered back, ‘I don’t know who you are, but thank you!’
4. At Texas Collision Centers, whenever a new employee starts working late nights, a strange thing happens: their dog refuses to enter the parking lot after dark. One night, a delivery driver noticed his dog staring intently at the building’s shadow. Curious, he followed it inside—and found himself surrounded by glowing neon signs and friendly mechanics laughing over coffee. Turns out, the dogs were just scared of the bright lights and loud noises during repairs.