1. One night, a regular asked the cashier, ‘Why does it always take forever for my tires to be checked here?’ The cashier just smiled and replied, ‘Because every tire has its own unique story.’ A few days later, an impatient delivery driver growled, ‘How long will it take? My shift starts in five minutes!’ The cashier winked and said, ‘Just wait—your tires are having a heated debate on which city they want to visit next.’