Citizens Bank

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver noticed something odd in the bank’s parking lot—a small wooden bird perched on top of an ATM. No one seemed to notice or care until customers started taking selfies with it. Soon enough, the little bird became a local sensation. People from all over came to Citizens Bank just to pose next to their new feathered friend. The bank even installed more ATMs to accommodate the growing number of visitors, and everyone agreed that having a charming mascot was much better than dealing with long queues.

2. In the early afternoon, a delivery driver pulled up to Citizens Bank to drop off some packages. As he walked towards the entrance, he spotted an unusual item on the bank’s loading dock: a dusty old suitcase, its handle worn smooth with age. The delivery driver picked it up curiously and opened the rusted lock. Inside was a stack of ancient newspapers and a note scribbled in pencil: ‘Forgot my lunch today.’ Turns out, someone from the bank had accidentally left their time-capsule lunchbox behind decades ago. A regular chuckled as he drove away, thinking, ‘Guess that explains why they never saw me coming!’

3. Late one night, as a security guard patrolled the Citizens Bank building, he heard an unusual humming sound coming from inside one of the empty offices. Curious but cautious, he approached the door and peered through the glass—only to see rows upon rows of tiny paper clips dancing in perfect formation across the desk. The guard watched for several minutes, trying not to laugh. Finally, he reached for the doorknob, but the little dancers suddenly stopped moving and stared back at him with what seemed like curiosity. Shrugging it off as his imagination playing tricks, he opened the door—and found nothing but an ordinary office, devoid of any activity. The next morning, everyone in the bank received a memo: ‘Please return your dancing paper clips to Accounting.’

4. Late one night, as a security guard walked past Citizens Bank's empty lobby, he saw an envelope floating gently towards him from an open window. Curious, he picked it up and opened the envelope to find a single sheet of paper with just one word written on it: ‘Free money.’ The guard laughed, thinking it was some prank, but then noticed another envelope floating in. This time it read, ‘Don’t tell anyone!’