PJO Insurance Brokerage

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, an old regular walked into PJO Insurance Brokerage and asked the receptionist, ‘Do you know why insurance brokers never get sick?’ She shook her head. He replied with a smile, ‘Because they always have an umbrella!’ A few days later, another customer—a delivery driver—stopped by and quipped, ‘And do you know why insurance brokers never run out of gas?’ The receptionist raised an eyebrow. With a twinkle in his eye, he answered, ‘Because they always have a full tank!’

2. At dawn, when most people were still dreaming of their commutes, a delivery driver pulled up to PJO Insurance Brokerage with a mysterious package wrapped in brown paper. The driver handed it to an awake but sleepy-looking receptionist who shrugged and placed it on the counter. Later that day, while everyone was having lunch, a neighbor popped his head in to borrow some sugar. ‘By the way,’ he asked, ‘what’s that big brown box doing there?’ The receptionist smiled sheepishly and replied, “Oh, that? It’s just our new safe deposit box for important documents.” Everyone nodded knowingly—nothing unusual here in PJO Insurance Brokerage.’

3. At lunchtime, a neighbor stopped by PJO Insurance Brokerage with a curious question. ‘Why does your sign always say “Insuring Happiness”?’ The broker smiled and replied, 'Because when you’re happy, you don’t need insurance!' The neighbor nodded thoughtfully before saying, 'Guess I better get some then.' They both laughed, and the neighbor left, leaving behind a warm feeling that had nothing to do with insurance.

4. At midnight, when even the city seemed asleep, a delivery driver pulled up to PJO Insurance Brokerage. The lights were on, but no one answered his knock. Finally, an old voice from inside called out, ‘Delivery for Mr. J!’ Startled, the driver heard rustling and then a sleepy figure appeared in the doorway—an office cat named Whiskers. ‘Forgot your lunch again,’ it yawned, taking the package.}