Freeway Insurance

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. A customer asked the agent, ‘Why does it always take forever for my claim to process?’ The agent replied, ‘Because, sir, our office is located right next to eternity.’ Then a delivery driver walked in and said, ‘I’ve been here three hours already!’ The agent smiled and answered, ‘That’s because, sir, your package was delivered to Heaven.’ Everyone laughed, including the agent who added, ‘But don’t worry, I’ll make sure St. Peter forwards it to you as soon as possible.’

2. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up outside Freeway Insurance and noticed something strange: every time he honked his horn, an employee inside would laugh uncontrollably. No matter how many times he tried, the laughter never stopped until he drove away. Finally, the driver decided to honk one last time—just for fun—and everyone in the office burst into tears of laughter. Turns out, it was just a new intern who’d accidentally recorded their boss’s voiceover for the company’s annual prank video.

3. One day, an elderly gentleman walked into Freeway Insurance and announced over the intercom: 'Attention all drivers—your rates are now so low, you can drive on the shoulder!' The whole office burst out laughing, and soon after, customers started coming in asking if they could really save that much money. The old man just smiled and said, ‘I’m here every Tuesday afternoon—ask me again then!’

4. At Freeway Insurance, a young child pointed excitedly one afternoon. ‘Daddy, look!’ he exclaimed. ‘The sign is waving at us!’ His father chuckled and replied, ‘No son, that’s just the wind playing tricks on us.’ But as they drove away, everyone in the car could’ve sworn they heard the sign whispering goodbye. A few blocks later, an elderly lady in a nearby house waved back, smiling warmly.