About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up to Chase Bank and announced loudly, 'I’ve got bad news for everyone here!' The entire office froze, waiting for the worst. But then he continued, ‘The ATM’s out of quarters.’ Everyone burst into laughter, realizing it was just another prank. A regular customer leaned over and whispered, 'He does that every time there's an ATM issue.' The driver grinned sheepishly and said, 'Next time I'll bring some real bad news!'
2. A customer walked into Chase Bank one day and asked the teller, ‘Do you guys ever close for lunch?’ The teller replied, ‘No, sir, we’re open twenty-four/seven.’ But something strange started happening every afternoon around two o’clock… Suddenly, a delivery driver approached the counter and said, 'Hey, do you mind if I drop off these packages while everyone’s here?' The teller smiled and nodded, and just as he placed them on the counter, the entire bank went dark. Everyone looked at each other in confusion until they heard a voice from behind the counter saying, 'Welcome back to Chase—our new energy-saving initiative!' A regular chuckled and remarked, 'Guess it’s time for our daily power nap.'
3. One afternoon, a small dog raced into Chase Bank, barking furiously at the security guard. The guard calmly picked up a megaphone and replied, ‘Good boy, I can hear you now.’ It turned out the dog belonged to an elderly lady who lived upstairs. She had forgotten her keys again and sent him down to fetch help. The security guard winked at the crowd gathering around and announced over the megaphone, 'And that's why we're here—to assist even our four-legged neighbors!'
4. One night, an old lady entered Chase Bank and calmly approached the counter. She whispered something to the teller, who immediately went pale and nodded. Moments later, over the intercom came a message: 'Ladies and gentlemen, please be advised that due to unforeseen circumstances, our branch will be closed for the next 90 years.' A few days later, a delivery driver arrived with a mysterious crate marked ‘Top Secret’. The manager opened it curiously—and found hundreds of vintage checks from the 1920s. Turned out, the old lady was just nostalgic for her grandpa’s era! Chase Bank reopened after a quick cleanup.