About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. It was an unseasonably warm November morning when Chase Bank opened its doors as usual. But something peculiar started happening right outside the front entrance. A delivery driver arrived with a crate of coffee beans, only to discover that they were talking, whispering in hushed tones. The delivery driver leaned closer, trying to make out what the beans were saying. Just then, one bean poked his head out and asked, ‘Is it always this quiet around here?’ Startled, everyone burst into laughter—even the beans seemed amused. From that day on, Chase Bank became known for its unique morning ritual: employees greeting arriving coffee beans like old friends.
2. A delivery driver pulled up to Chase Bank one afternoon and announced loudly, 'I’ve never seen so many people counting money before!' The security guard smiled and replied, ‘That’s because they’re not done yet.’ The delivery driver shrugged and said, ‘Guess I’ll wait then,’ as he settled down on a nearby bench to watch the show. A few minutes later, his friend called out, “Hey, you wanna grab some coffee?” and the delivery guy happily walked away, leaving behind another day’s worth of entertainment for Chase Bank employees.
3. Late one night, a Chase Bank security guard heard a strange humming sound coming from inside the vault. Curious but cautious, he approached only to discover rows of tiny violins, each tuned to a different note. As he watched in amazement, the strings on the instruments began to vibrate slightly, and before he knew it, the vault filled with soft, harmonious music. Turning around, he saw an old man smiling back at him from behind the counter.
‘Ah,’ said the man, ‘you’ve finally found us. We’ve been waiting for someone brave enough to listen.’
The guard laughed nervously, realizing he’d just become part of Chase’s secret string quartet.
4. Early one autumn dawn, as Chase Bank’s neon sign flickered on, a delivery truck pulled up with a peculiar cargo: a live ostrich. As the sun rose, so did confusion among employees. The ostrich pecked at coffee cups and tried to hide in safes before being gently ushered out by a regular and his trusty dog. By lunchtime, everyone agreed it was just another day at Chase—only slightly more memorable.