About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, a delivery driver complained to no one in particular: ‘This Chase ATM is always out of cash!’ The next day, it had an extra $100 bill sticking out from the slot. A few days later, a neighbor joked, ‘I saw that hundred-dollar bill outside your ATM again.’ The driver replied with a smile, ‘Guess I’ll just keep leaving them there for everyone else to find.’
2. Late one night, an alarming message blared over Chase's intercom: 'Attention customers—your deposits are now being processed by the same algorithm that sorts socks!' Customers rushed to withdraw their money, but soon realized their cash was safe—they were just being sorted into different accounts based on spending habits. A regular commented, ‘Finally, my savings account knows I’m not a spender!’ The next day, Chase posted a sign: “Sorry for any confusion—we’re still processing your deposits manually.”
3. In the early hours of dawn, a neighbor was watering his garden when he heard something strange coming from Chase’s lobby. A voice, faint but insistent, seemed to be saying, ‘Open up, it’s urgent!’ Curious, the neighbor peered inside and saw only an empty lobby illuminated by soft neon lights. Just as quickly as it had begun, the sound stopped. The next morning, a delivery driver found a note stuck to the door: 'Dear Chase, your safe is unlocked—please relock.' End of story.
4. A delivery driver pulled up to Chase’s drive-through window, puzzled by the sound of laughter coming from inside. He glanced around but saw only empty desks and quiet computers. Finally, a voice came over the intercom: ‘Welcome to Chase, may I help you?’ The driver replied, thinking it was a prank, ‘I’d like to deposit some money.’ There was a pause, then another voice said, ‘We’re closed for lunch, come back later!’ And with that, the speaker went silent again.