Bank of America

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. It was an unusually quiet morning at the Bank of America branch in downtown Chicago when a delivery driver arrived with a mysterious package. As he approached the counter, everyone noticed something peculiar: the box seemed to be humming softly. The teller cautiously opened it, and out popped a small, chirping bird. It flew around the room for a moment before perching on the head of a nearby customer who exclaimed, 'Oh my goodness!' The bird then calmly walked over to the coffee machine and started pecking at the buttons. Everyone burst into laughter, realizing it was just another day at the bank.

2. A few years ago, a delivery driver pulled up to the Bank of America branch in downtown and asked the guard, ‘Do you mind if I park here for five minutes? My GPS says my package is inside.’ The guard smiled and said, 'Sure thing!' After a minute, he called out, 'Hey, you! Did they deliver your package?' The driver looked around, shrugged, and replied, 'Nah, must be in the wrong place.' He drove off, muttering something about GPS being busted.

3. A few months ago, a delivery driver pulled up to the Bank of America with a crate marked ‘Precious Metals’. As he walked inside, everyone noticed something unusual—his footsteps seemed to echo like they were empty-handed. Inside, everyone looked around confusedly. The driver calmly placed an empty box on the counter and said, 'Sorry for the delay, guys. This one was light.' A moment later, his neighbor came in and asked, 'Hey, did you get that heavy crate?' The driver smiled and replied, 'Nope, just the usual light stuff today!'

4. A little girl walked into her local Bank of America branch and pointed excitedly at something on the wall. 'Mommy,' she whispered, 'why is that painting breathing?' The teller smiled warmly and replied, ‘Oh honey, it’s not breathing—it’s just a Jackson Pollock!’ The little girl nodded thoughtfully before turning back to her mom with a smile, clearly relieved.