About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, a delivery driver noticed something strange on his way into TD Bank: the security guard seemed to be talking to himself. ‘What’s he saying?’ wondered the driver aloud. As the driver got closer, he heard the guard muttering, ‘Where did I put those donuts? They’re always disappearing!’ Turns out, the guard was just hungry and had forgotten where he’d hidden his breakfast stash in the vault. Everyone had a good laugh over coffee that morning.
2. Have you heard about that time an old lady asked the TD Bank teller for ‘the million-dollar account’? She insisted it existed and demanded to know where it was. The teller smiled and explained there’s no such thing as a million-dollar account—just regular savings and checking accounts. The old lady nodded wisely, saying she just wanted to make sure her money was safe. As she left, she winked at the teller and whispered, ‘I’ll bet they don’t have a billion-dollar account either!’
3. At dawn, when most banks are quiet and empty, a delivery driver arrived at TD Bank with a truck full of cash. As he unlocked the vault door, he heard soft footsteps behind him. Turning around, he saw nobody. Suddenly, from the corner of his eye, he caught a glimpse of a small shadowy figure. Startled, he whirled around again—only to see an old lady in a plaid sweater, pushing a shopping cart filled with cans of tuna. ‘Morning!’ she chirped. The delivery driver laughed nervously, realizing it was just another early-morning neighbor.}
4. At dawn, when most banks are quiet and empty, a delivery driver arrived at TD Bank with a surprise in hand. As he approached the counter, he noticed something peculiar—a small, wrapped package had mysteriously appeared inside one of the cash machines. Curious but cautious, the driver opened it carefully and found… a bag of donuts! Turns out, a neighbor had accidentally left them there as a thank-you for always smiling during their morning deliveries. The rest of the day, everyone in the neighborhood stopped by the bank for a free treat.