Rite Aid

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At Rite Aid, a regular groaned one day as he waited in line: ‘I swear, every time I come here, they’ve changed something!’ Finally, an exasperated delivery driver chimed in: ‘It’s like they’re playing some sick practical joke on us!’ Just then, an employee shouted over the intercom: “Hey everyone—we switched back to the old layout!” The crowd erupted into laughter and cheers, realizing it had all been a big misunderstanding.

2. At Rite Aid, an elderly gentleman asked the cashier with a twinkle in his eye: ‘Do you think I could buy just half a bottle of aspirin?’ The cashier smiled and replied, 'Of course, sir!' Then she picked up a half-empty bottle from behind the counter and said, 'Here you go—just what you needed.' The old man laughed heartily, paid for his purchase, and left, leaving everyone in stitches.

3. At Rite Aid, a young delivery driver frantically checked his watch while balancing boxes on his bike. Just another ordinary morning until he noticed something odd—all the clocks inside were exactly two minutes fast. He quickly rode over to the pharmacy counter and asked the pharmacist, ‘Excuse me, do you know what time it is?’ The pharmacist looked up from his crossword puzzle and replied calmly, ‘It’s exactly two minutes after whatever time it really is.’ The delivery guy laughed, shook his head, and muttered, ‘Another day in paradise,’ before riding off into the sunlit afternoon.

4. At dawn, when most pharmacies are quiet, a delivery driver arrived at Rite Aid with a puzzled expression. He’d just received a mysterious package marked only with the words ‘For urgent use.’ Opening the box carefully, he found inside a small bag of freshly baked cookies and a note scribbled in childish handwriting: ‘Sorry for any inconvenience, hope these make up for it!’ Turns out, it was a prank from a neighbor who thought Rite Aid needed some afternoon pick-me-ups.’