About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. At PennCU Bank one morning, a delivery driver left an envelope on the counter with just one note: ‘Your luck is about to change.’ Ever since then, every fifth customer has been leaving with an unexpected bonus in their account. One day, an elderly lady came in and asked the teller, ‘Is it true that every fifth person gets extra money here?’ The teller smiled and said, ‘Yes, ma’am.’ She replied, ‘Then I must be that lucky one today!’ And sure enough, when she checked her balance later—she had won five tickets to a local comedy show instead of cash. Everyone laughed, including the poor comedians who performed that night.
2. At PennCU Bank, after hours of waiting in line, a little girl pointed excitedly and whispered to her mom, ‘Mommy, look! The ATM is dancing!’ The mother smiled and said softly, ‘Oh honey, it’s just the LED lights reflecting off the water droplets from our umbrellas.’ As they walked away, a nearby delivery driver chuckled to himself, ‘Guess I’ll never know if that ATM was really dancing or not!’
3. At PennCU Bank, while customers were queuing up for service, an elderly gentleman exclaimed, 'I just saw my reflection in that new security camera!' The teller smiled and replied, ‘Sir, our cameras are designed not to capture reflections.’ The old man nodded thoughtfully, then said to his neighbor, ‘Guess I’ll never know if it was me or a younger version!’ Everyone laughed, and the line moved forward with good humor.
4. At PennCU Bank, while customers were browsing through their accounts online, someone asked curiously: ‘I wonder if they keep track of our facial expressions?’ Suddenly, an anonymous voice from behind replied, ‘Of course they do! They’ve been tracking your eye movements since you logged in.’ A delivery driver overheard and joked, ‘No wonder my account always looks so happy!’ Everyone laughed, realizing that maybe banks aren’t as impersonal as they thought.