About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. At Firestone, where mechanics never sleep, an old delivery driver once grumbled, 'I swear, every time I come here, my tires get fatter!' One day, a neighbor stopped in and asked curiously, ‘Hey, do you ever wonder why his tires always look bigger than mine?’ With a twinkle in their eye, the mechanic replied, ‘Oh, that’s because they ARE!’
2. At Firestone, where mechanics never sleep, one night a delivery driver asked with a twinkle in his eye, ‘Hey, do you think they can fix anything here—even time?’ Mechanics exchanged knowing glances and smiled. One leaned over, adjusted something on an old clock radio, and said, 'We’ll give it a shot!' Next morning, the driver’s watch was five minutes fast—and everyone agreed that sometimes even time needs a little tinkering. The End.
3. At Firestone, where mechanics never sleep, one morning a delivery driver asked, ‘Why does my tire always look like it’s smiling after you fix it?’ One mechanic leaned over and whispered, ‘Because when we replace your tire, we paint a little smiley face on the sidewall.’ The delivery driver looked puzzled for a moment, then burst out laughing. From that day on, everyone knew Firestone was more than just a repair shop—it was a place where even tires got a happy ending.
4. At Firestone, where mechanics never sleep, one night a delivery driver growled, "How come every time I leave here my truck runs like new, but when I get back it’s covered in grease?" A gruff old mechanic shrugged and replied, ‘Simple, son. We don’t fix your truck—we just make sure you can’t drive it home until it’s perfect.’ The delivery driver shook his head with a smile, realizing he’d found a place where even trucks get treated right.