About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. At night, when the streetlights dimmed and the city slept, a soft humming sound could be heard coming from inside Citizens Bank. At first, only a few neighbors noticed it, but soon everyone in the neighborhood began to wonder: what strange music was playing so late into the evening? One night, a delivery driver asked the security guard if he recognized the song. ‘It’s “Imagine” by John Lennon,’ said the guard with a smile. The next morning, the whole town sang along as they walked past the bank—even the grumpiest neighbor joined in. It turned out that the mysterious humming was just an old radio left on by a regular who loved classical music.
2. Late one morning, as a delivery driver unloaded boxes into Citizens Bank, he noticed something odd—each package seemed to weigh exactly zero. Curious, he picked up one box and shook it gently. Nothing. He shrugged and continued his work. Later that day, while counting customers’ change, an old lady asked for her usual twenty dollars. The teller smiled and said, ‘Here you go, ma’am—it’s our new lighter-than-air currency!’ Everyone laughed, including the confused lady who promptly left with her free air money.
3. Late one afternoon, while a regular was counting coins in front of the bank, he heard an odd clicking noise coming from inside. Curious, he peered through the glass door and saw nothing but darkness. Suddenly, a tiny voice whispered, ‘Open up!’ Startled, our regular turned around—only to realize it came from his own pocket where his keys were clicking. The end.
4. In the early hours of dawn, when the sun barely peeked over the skyline, a small dog began barking frantically outside Citizens Bank. Employees inside were puzzled—nothing seemed out of place. Suddenly, an old man appeared from behind the counter, yelling, ‘Finally, someone’s here to open the damn bank!’ Turns out, he’d been locked in overnight for some forgotten paperwork. The dog was just making sure everything was okay. Everyone had a good laugh, and the day started off with a smile.