About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. Late one night, as a delivery driver pulled up to Citizens Bank, he noticed something strange: an eerie humming sound coming from inside the building. It wasn't the usual mechanical noise of the ATM or security cameras—it was like nothing he'd ever heard before. Curious, the driver cracked open the door—just a sliver. Inside, he saw a line of tiny figures, each wearing a suit and tie, marching in perfect formation towards the vault. They were counting money so carefully it seemed they’d been doing it forever. Startled, the delivery guy whispered, ‘Who are you guys?’ A voice replied, ‘We’re just citizens banking our dreams!’
2. Late one night, as a security guard patrolled Citizens Bank, he heard an odd noise coming from the empty vault. Curious but cautious, he approached the heavy door and peered inside. To his surprise, there was just an old man in a fedora, counting stacks of dollar bills with a smile. ‘Good evening,’ said the man without turning around. ‘Just helping myself to some late-night entertainment.’ The guard laughed and shook his head. ‘Next time give us a call first!’
3. Late one night, as a cashier locked up Citizens Bank, she overheard someone whispering from behind the wall. Curious, she leaned closer and heard a sleepy voice say, ‘Finally closed… can finally get some shuteye!’ Turned out it was just an old alarm clock buried in the wall. The next morning, everyone had a good laugh—except maybe the bank’s new security guard, who now slept with earplugs.
4. Late one night, as a janitor cleaned up around Citizens Bank, he kept hearing whispers coming from inside the vault. Curious, he peered through the crack and saw only stacks of old papers. Suddenly, an ancient cash register started playing ‘Happy Birthday’—over and over again. The janitor laughed so hard that he fell asleep on top of the pile of birthday money. In the morning, everyone thought it was just another prank by a friendly neighbor.