About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up to Bank of America and exclaimed, ‘I’ve got an envelope for Mr. Johnson!’ The teller replied, ‘We don’t have anyone here named Johnson.’ The driver shrugged and said, ‘That’s odd, because he always comes in every Tuesday.’ Finally, after weeks of deliveries, the teller asked curiously, ‘Does Mr. Johnson ever sign anything?’ The driver grinned sheepishly and replied, ‘No, ma’am—he just leaves it on my truck!’
2. A customer walked into Bank of America one day and asked, 'Do you guys really keep all our money in those big metal boxes?' The teller smiled and replied, ‘No, sir. We keep it all in a magical digital cloud.’ A delivery driver overheard and nodded knowingly, saying, ‘That’s why my checks always show up so fast!’
3. At dawn, an elderly gentleman entered Bank of America with a large cardboard box under his arm. The security guard watched curiously as he approached the counter and whispered loudly into the intercom: ‘Ladies and gentlemen, please be advised that our vault is temporarily filled with chickens.’ The teller smiled politely and replied, ‘Sir, I’m afraid you’ve got the wrong bank.’ He nodded towards the door and added, ‘Next block over, they sell live poultry there.’ The old man nodded gratefully and left, muttering something about ‘senior moments’ under his breath.
4. At dusk, a young man approached the Bank of America branch, carrying what looked like a giant roll of paper. As he neared the entrance, he started whispering to himself, ‘Just a few more inches…’ Suddenly, he unwrapped it, revealing a long roll of American flags. The crowd burst into laughter as he proudly declared, 'I was just making sure everything's in place for tomorrow!' Turns out, it was Flag Day.