Bank of America

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. Late one night, an old delivery driver pulled up to Bank of America with a mysterious package. As he approached the door, a soft humming started from inside—like someone singing along to their favorite tune. Curious, he opened the door just a crack—and out stepped a small bird, chirping cheerfully as it flew into the night sky. The next morning, everyone in town saw the same bird perched outside the bank, tweeting ‘Open for business!’ ever since then.

2. Late one night, an old delivery driver pulled up to Bank of America with a mysterious box marked ‘Top Secret’. The security guard asked him what it contained, but the driver replied cryptically: ‘Just some documents for Mr. Johnson.’ When he opened the door, everyone heard a voice over the PA: “Attention, please deposit your worries here.” Inside, everyone saw only empty safes and shelves. Confused, they looked back at the delivery driver who shrugged and said, 'Hey, I just deliver boxes—worries must be on vacation today!'

3. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Bank of America and asked the guard, ‘Do you think they keep all that money in there just for show?’ The guard looked thoughtful for a moment, then grinned and replied, ‘Well, if it’s not there, who do you think pays for those fancy offices?’ The delivery driver shrugged and walked away, muttering something about never delivering after dark again.

4. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Bank of America and asked the guard, ‘Is it true that if I deposit enough money here, they’ll give me my own personal ATM?’ The guard looked him straight in the eye and replied, ‘Only if you bring them in cash.’ The delivery driver nodded knowingly, got out his briefcase, and said with a smile, ‘Consider it done!’