About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. Late one night, an ACME Pharmacy delivery driver was making his rounds when he noticed something peculiar. The neon sign above the entrance seemed to flicker on and off in time with the heartbeat of someone standing just outside. Curious, he approached the figure, who turned out to be a sleepy-looking neighbor holding a prescription. ‘I thought your heart was giving out,’ joked the delivery driver. ‘No, I’m just trying to decide if I want to wait for it to open or go somewhere else,’ replied the neighbor with a smile.
2. One morning, while an ACME Pharmacy delivery driver was stocking shelves, he noticed something odd: every time he placed a box of Band-Aids near the counter, a small child would appear from behind the curtain and eagerly grab them. Confused, the driver watched as the child disappeared back through the curtain without saying a word. This happened several times until one day, after placing another box, the child emerged holding not just band-aids but also a small bag of candy. ‘Thanks for always remembering my favorite flavor,’ the child whispered before vanishing again. The next morning, no children appeared, but everyone in town started buying extra band-aids—just in case.’
3. Late one night, an ACME Pharmacy delivery driver was checking inventory in the storeroom when he heard a strange noise coming from behind the counter. Curious, he peered around the corner and saw only a dust bunny scurrying away. Shaking his head, he went back to counting bottles—only to be startled again by a familiar voice whispering, ‘Gotcha!’ It was just his neighbor, hiding from his wife. The delivery driver chuckled and thought, ‘At least tonight’s adventure wasn’t too scary.’
4. Late one night, an ACME Pharmacy delivery driver was checking inventory in the storeroom when he heard a tiny voice: ‘Mommy, why is that man talking to the medicine bottles?’ Curious, the driver followed the sound and found a small kitten peeking out from behind some boxes. 'Oh, little fella,' he said gently, 'you must be looking for your mommy.' The kitten nodded solemnly, then pointed towards the medicine cabinet. Turns out, it had been playing there all along!'