CVS Pharmacy

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. A delivery driver pulled up to CVS one morning with a mysterious package marked ‘Top Secret’. As he approached the counter, the pharmacist’s eyes widened when he scanned the barcode. ‘What is it?’ asked the puzzled pharmacist. The delivery driver shrugged and said, ‘Just deliver it where they sent it.’ After some deliberation, the pharmacist decided to open it discreetly behind the counter. Turns out, it was a box of free samples for employees—everyone got a good laugh that day!’

2. Late one night, an exhausted nurse parked her car outside CVS and rushed inside for some emergency supplies. As she left, she noticed something odd on the pharmacy's door: ‘CVS Prescribes Sleeping Pills Only When You’re Sick’. Smiling, she thought it was a quirky sign until she saw another: 'CVS Refuses Aspirin Unless You've Seen a Doctor'. She laughed it off, but later that week, when a delivery driver asked for pain relief, the pharmacist shook his head and said, “You’ll have to wait till you’re sick.” The whole town started laughing—and now everyone knows not to take anything from CVS unless they really are ill.

3. A customer asked the pharmacist, ‘Do you have any cure for bad jokes?’ The pharmacist replied, ‘Not yet, but I’m working on it.’ Then a delivery driver walked in and said, 'I heard you’re looking for a cure.' The pharmacist nodded. The driver added, 'Well, I’ve got some really bad ones here—maybe that’ll help?' Everyone laughed as the pharmacist shook his head and muttered, 'Next time, just send the good stuff!'

4. In the early hours of a Sunday morning, a delivery driver pulled up to CVS with a large box labeled 'Pharmacist's Secret Recipe'. Curious neighbors peered out their windows as he struggled to carry it inside. Inside, pharmacists exchanged puzzled glances when he handed them the box. Later that day, an announcement was made: ‘Ladies and gentlemen, we’ve just received our new secret ingredient for special discounts—now available on all prescriptions!’ The neighborhood erupted in laughter, realizing it had been another late-night prank by a friendly delivery driver.