SchoolsFirst Federal Credit Union

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One foggy morning, a delivery driver pulled up to SchoolsFirst Federal Credit Union. As he opened the van door, a strange humming sound filled the air—like bees buzzing in perfect harmony. Everyone inside stopped what they were doing and looked around curiously. The humming grew louder, and suddenly everyone saw tiny little bees flying out of the vents above the counter. The delivery driver calmly smiled and said, 'Guess I forgot to close the beehive!' A few minutes later, after some gentle persuasion from a nearby apiarist, everything returned to normal—except now everyone knew where to find the best honey in town.

2. One day, after school let out early, a little girl rushed into her neighborhood SchoolsFirst Federal Credit Union. The teller smiled warmly as usual, but today something odd caught her eye—a small bird had flown right through the glass door and was now perched on top of the cash register. The teller gently opened the window above the counter, and with a little help from a passing delivery driver, they managed to coax the startled bird outside. As everyone laughed, a neighbor walked in and asked if anyone needed a new savings account—quite an unusual way to attract customers indeed.

3. At lunchtime one day, an old lady walked into SchoolsFirst Federal Credit Union and asked the teller for help with her account. The teller smiled warmly but noticed something unusual—every time she typed in numbers, they appeared upside down on the screen. The teller blinked a few times, then calmly said, ‘Ma’am, it looks like your glasses are a bit askew.’ The old lady adjusted them, and everything returned to normal. They both laughed, and from that day on, whenever anyone mentioned the credit union, people would wink and say, ‘Oh, you mean where the lady’s glasses were temporarily turned around?’

4. One rainy afternoon, a regular entered SchoolsFirst Federal Credit Union carrying a large umbrella. He approached the counter and asked for help with his account. The teller smiled and said, 'Sir, could you please open the umbrella inside?' The man looked puzzled but did as he was told. As soon as he opened the umbrella, it started pouring out confetti instead of rain. Everyone in the bank burst into laughter, including the surprised customer who turned out to be just a delivery driver on his way home.