About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. At around closing time one night, an elderly gentleman approached the TD Bank branch in downtown Portland. As he walked through the door, a soft voice over the intercom said, ‘Welcome, Mr. Jones. Your account balance is now exactly $999,999.’ The old man smiled and nodded, then calmly withdrew his usual amount of cash before leaving. The next day, everyone was talking about it—especially when another customer, a delivery driver, casually mentioned that his account balance was also exactly $999,999. Turns out, someone had accidentally programmed the automated welcome message for every customer.}
2. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up to the TD Bank and noticed something unusual on the security camera feed. On closer inspection, he saw that someone had drawn a mustache on the bank’s logo with a marker. The next day, everyone in town was talking about it—except for the customers inside, who were too busy trying to explain why they needed so many rolls of toilet paper.
3. One foggy afternoon, a curious neighbor peered into the TD Bank's lobby through the glass doors. Inside, everyone was absorbed in their own business—until an elderly gentleman accidentally dropped his wallet. A delivery driver quickly swooped it up and handed it back with a smile. The neighbor chuckled, realizing that maybe TD Bank wasn’t so mysterious after all.
4. One day after school, a little girl walked past the TD Bank. Suddenly, she stopped in her tracks, pointing excitedly. ‘Mom,’ she whispered, ‘look! The ATM is winking at us!’ Her mom laughed and shook her head, but then they both looked closer. Sure enough, the screen blinked like an impish eye. A delivery driver passing by overheard their giggles and grinned, saying, 'Must be the new software update!' They all shared a laugh, realizing that sometimes even banks can surprise you with a bit of whimsy.