DCH Audi Oxnard

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At DCH Audi Oxnard, customers started noticing something peculiar one foggy morning. A young boy walking his dog noticed the dog suddenly froze, staring intently at the showroom window. Inside, an Audi appeared to be driving itself around the display floor. Curious, a delivery driver approached the window and waved at the empty passenger seat—only to see himself waving back from inside the car! Turns out, the sales manager had left the keys in the ignition while testing autonomous parking features. The embarrassed driver became an instant local celebrity, and ever since, DCH Audi Oxnard has been known as ‘the place where cars wave hello.’

2. At DCH Audi Oxnard, a delivery driver once parked his van in the employee lot after hours. As he walked towards the service entrance, he noticed an odd reflection in the dimly lit hallway mirror—his own face, but with a strange smile and a badge that read ‘Manager’. Curious, the driver approached the mirror closer. Suddenly, the figure turned around, winked, and said, 'Hey, nice job today!' Startled, our hero ran out of there like a scared rabbit, never to mention it again… until his coworker joked about seeing him in the manager’s office the next morning.

3. At DCH Audi Oxnard, on a particularly windy afternoon, an announcement crackled over the intercom: ‘Ladies and gentlemen, please be advised that our new test drive feature now includes a virtual tour of Los Angeles from the comfort of your own vehicle.’ Soon enough, an excited delivery driver hopped in for his first spin. As he zoomed through the streets, he exclaimed, 'Wow, I feel like I'm really delivering those packages!' Just then, a neighbor waved from their balcony, yelling, 'Hey, isn’t that you driving around? I thought you were stuck in traffic!' The driver grinned sheepishly, realizing he was still parked outside.

4. At DCH Audi Oxnard, a regular customer exclaimed one day, ‘Did you see that? The salesman just walked through the wall!’ Employees looked around puzzled until they realized he meant the reflection in the showroom mirror. Another time, an elderly neighbor stopped by and asked, ‘Is your mechanic here today?’ A young intern replied, ‘No ma’am, he’s not.’ She nodded thoughtfully and said, ‘Good, I was going to ask him for directions.’ Everyone laughed so hard they almost forgot to sell any cars.