Mid America Surgery Institute

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. In the quiet neighborhood of Midtown, a regular would often wonder aloud: ‘Why does it smell like antiseptic every time I pass that old surgery institute?’ One day, a delivery driver noticed an unusual sight—a cat prowling around the institute’s back door. Curious, he asked one of the staff why there were always so many mice inside. With a knowing smile, they replied, 'Oh, those aren’t mice—they’re just our latest batch of surgical dummies.'

2. In the early hours, a delivery driver muttered under his breath: ‘Why is it always so quiet around here?’ Little did he know that every morning, just after dawn, someone in the Mid America Surgery Institute hummed a peculiar tune. One morning, a neighbor passing by heard the same melody and joined in, creating an unlikely duet. By mid-morning, the whole town was singing along, turning what seemed like a creepy urban legend into a charming local tradition.

3. In the dimly lit parking lot, a delivery driver noticed something odd—a small, sealed envelope tucked neatly into his car’s tire well. Curious, he picked it up and found only one note inside: ‘Dear Delivery Guy, please deliver this package to our friendly surgeon.’ Underneath was scribbled: “PS: Don’t forget your sense of humor!” Turns out, it was just an April Fool’s prank from Mid America Surgery Institute’s staff.

4. In the shadowy hallway of Mid America Surgery Institute, a delivery driver paused for a moment. Glancing down, he saw something peculiar—an old, dust-covered book lying open on the floor. Curious, he picked it up and flipped through pages filled with strange diagrams and unfamiliar words. Turns out, it was an ancient cookbook from the institute’s cafeteria, explaining how to make the best hospital chili. The delivery driver smiled, realizing why everyone always seemed so cheerful here.